Thunder and Rain

Hi everyone, this is Cody.

I am a brave and fierce territory protecting dog. I am not afraid of any animal or person that walks in or in front of our house. I demand respect, and have no need to be afraid of anything. I can defeat any challenger.

There is however, one thing I am reasonably afraid of. And that is Dog. It is right to fear Dog, as Dog is the creator of all things, and although he is a just and merciful Dog, there are times where his wrath can be quite scary.

Such a time is when he growls very loudly and foams at the mouth until it overflows and pours out on all of us. Eddie and Kristen call this Thunder and Rain. They must believe in multiple dogs. Perhaps it is all the injustice facing my canine brothers and sisters across the world. There are starving canines in India and all over the world. Dog is very unhappy about this, and must remind us somehow.

Many days are bright and cheery, and for these days I thank Dog and like to go outside and sniff the air and feel his happy panting breath on my face. But on days of his wrath, I choose to stay inside. I shake with fear until it is over, until I know Dog is happy again. But we never know the day that Dog will come for us, and I don't understand why Kristen and Eddie aren't more afraid and shaking like I am. I try to warn them and try to make them understand...but even if they never do, I have to think that Dog will smile on them in the future for they are good to me. I wish they would remember to give me more hot meat and make sure I get to lick all the food off of the plates and counter instead of forgetting (humans have terrible memories!), but aside from that, they follow my schedule without complaining too much. I think Dog will have mercy on them. I believe he is a loving Dog, and will lick them in the face when we all meet with him in the heavenly Dog park.

Sorry to get all religious on you. But this is important stuff. Dog loves you.

Guilty Pleasures

Here are a list of guilty pleasures that I can pretty much be assured of always agreeing to eat. This is Eddie by the way. Cody is currently under all the covers in the bed. He hasn't been sleeping well, but he told me to say hello and he'll write again soon. I think he's been having some allergy issues lately, and that's kept him from resting.

Anyway, here are the top 5 relatively unhealthy guilty pleasures most often succumbed to under stress:

1. Chick-fil-a Number 5 (nuggets and waffle fries)
2. Macaroni Grill chocolate cake (omg...best cake ever)
3. Little Saigon Number 10 (Grilled pork, shrimp fried rice, eggrolls...SO good)
4. Fleur De Lis Italian sausage pizza.
5. Schlotszky's Fudge Chocolate Chip Cookies.
6. Hunan's chinese buffet
7. Baskin Robbins Chocolate Shake (SO bad for you. But delicious on a hot summer day)
8. Sushi.
9. Any seafood bisque.
10. Animal Crackers.

I just felt the need to share this. Out of all of those I would say the order in which I succumb the most is: 1, 10, 8, 6, 5, 3, 7, 4, 2, 9. To be honest, if I weren't concerned with living or dying, I'd throw number 2 right up there and eat it a lot more.

The Macaroni Grill spaghetti would have been on this list about 3 years ago, until I read a report where it was ranked the worst possible food you could buy at a chain restaurant. No kidding. THE worst on a top 10 list.

That is all.

The Middle

Hi everyone, it's Cody. Sorry we haven't written in a while.

Today I'd like to talk about the middle. The middle is a place where I belong. It's a place where I need to be. Wherever two or more are gathered, I should be in the middle. You may ask why. There are several reasons.

1. It allows me to protect all equally from the dogs and their humans that walk outside.

2. It allows all to hear my thunderous bark equally.

3. It assures me of maximum head, ear and back rubbing.

4. I am alerted to anyone's sudden movement.

5. It's warm.

This is why I have to be in the middle. I am very upset when I am not. It always confuses me when Eddie and Kristen are hugging and I get left out. I leap on them to remind them, because they just seem to be very forgetful.

Sometimes, a middle has to be made. This is done by forcing myself into the space where a middle would be. This is for the good of all.

If you ever come to visit, and you do not want me in the middle, there is only one thing for you to do. Deal with it.

Your friend, Cody.