I Am the Dog

My name is Cody. I am a six year old schnauzer. I won't be fooled into thinking in terms of dog years, because that's sad.

I have two pretty good humans. They call each other sparky, sparkyhole, sparkaroni. It makes sense I guess, because they call me all sorts of things too that aren't my name.

I have a lot of questions about them though. They do things that don't make sense to me. I want to talk about one quickly. I can't type very fast yet, so I'll make it brief.

They fix variations of hot meat for their meals. I like hot meat. They eat most of it. There is some left usually.

I don't understand why I can't always have what's left. Sometimes I get it. Others I don't. I don't understand. There is no pattern. I live by routines and patterns.

Time to crawl under the bed. Gotta get up early for my walk.